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If you prefer to speak to an answering machine:

Call ours at (212) 242 5607, outside the hours of 10am-7pm, Monday through Friday

If it's more important for you to write it than for us to read it, write it down on a $20 bill and mail it here:

127 West 24th Street, Fifth Floor
New York, NY 10011